In 2002, Carole won the Greater Northwest Student Journalism Award for Best Humor Columnist. It is unclear how this happened, but we are not here to ask questions. Here you'll find links to some of Carole's favorite columns. Our legal department has assured us that we, in fact, have no legal department, so feel free to reprint these in your magazine or newspaper. You can also feel free to print them for your own personal use. (Note: If you are camping outdoors and happen to run out of toilet paper, they are also surprisingly absorbent).

A strip club Saturday night

Growing up Catholic, one idol at a time

The babyland tourist from hell